Is it true that the French have a secret language for ordering coffee?

Absolutely! When it comes to coffee in France, there’s a delightful array of options, and knowing how to order like a local can make your café experience even more enjoyable. Here’s a little guide to unravel the mysteries of ordering coffee in France:

1. Café: il s'agit du café français classique, généralement servi sous la forme d'un petit expresso fort. Si vous voulez commencer votre journée comme un vrai Parisien, demandez simplement un "café".

2. Crème: A "crème" is similar to what many might know as a flat white. It’s an espresso topped with steamed milk, creating a velvety texture that’s both rich and satisfying. If you’re craving something comforting and indulgent, this is the drink for you! If you request a Café au Lait, a Crème is generally what you will get. In general locals don’t order a crème after petit déjeuner.

3. Allongé: This is a French coffee drink that starts with a standard espresso shot but is "lengthened" by adding hot water. The result is a milder coffee that retains the espresso's rich flavour but has a lighter body, making it a popular choice for those who enjoy a less intense coffee experience. It’s similar to an Americano.

4. Noisette: A "noisette" (literally meaning "hazelnut") is a delightful compromise between a café and a crème. This charming drink consists of an espresso "tinted" with just a splash of warm milk or milk foam—enough to create a lovely hazelnut colour, hence the name. It's perfect for those who find a straight café too intense but don't want the full richness of a crème. The noisette offers a gentle introduction to French coffee culture and remains socially acceptable to order throughout the day, unlike the crème which locals typically reserve for morning hours. Think of it as the French cousin to a cortado or macchiato—sophisticated, balanced, and utterly French in its restraint.

5. Décaf: If you prefer your coffee without caffeine, just ask for "décaféiné" or "décaf" when ordering.

6. Options de Lait: You can specify if you want your drink with whole milk or skim by saying "lait entier" or "lait écrémé," but remember that the culture around milk options cannot be compared to commercial barista outlets.

En maîtrisant ce "langage secret" de la commande de café en France, vous pourrez non seulement impressionner les locaux, mais aussi améliorer votre expérience globale dans nos charmants cafés locaux. Alors n'hésitez pas, commandez votre crème en toute confiance et savourez chaque gorgée !